There's so many people out there who try to imitate what I do but I am the original.

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

First I wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.

I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously.

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.

Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.

There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I'm that icon.

No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.

I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.

Barbie is my role modle. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.

Even when your life is full of color, you still need to be reminded that things come in black and white.

My days are whatever I want them to be. I don't have to go worry about chasing some chemical to make me feel OK for a minute, and then make me feel worse.

In a world as out of balance as this world, everyone can find something to do. And the question isn't can you do everything; the question is, can you do anything?

Poetry is a kind of magic that very few can create and even fewer can truly understand and appreciate in all its glory.

pragmatist that I am, I always meet necessity with enthusiasm.

The hands really show signs of age.

Today's students are no longer the people our educational system was designed to teach.

I am the bridge between the bleeding edge and the dead center. I stand between the Wizard of Oz and the man behind the curtain. I am the curtain.

What the work of art looks like isn't too important.

Dreams, books, are each a world.