There's so much to watch, I can't even keep up.

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up.

If it's not happening, write your own thing!

I think that being a mother, you would do anything for your children. Their pain is your pain; if they're in pain, you feel their pain.

Nobody knows how long you're going to have life on Earth, so you really have to work at being joyous and happy.

I actually went to college with Adam Sandler. He was a dramatic actor, too!

I want to do something I feel like I can do.

Sometimes a fan comes up to me, and I'm really interested in how they're acting, so I'll study them and use that in my material.

I'm healthy, I have beautiful children and a beautiful life. I don't want to go toward negative stuff because I'm scared.

You can make the audience laugh, be funny and sad at the same time.

I do make a conscious effort to not repeat old patterns, instead of being like, But they don't want me! I haven't always been that way.

If you do not have the courage to be yourself, what will you be?

A great meal is an experience that nourishes more than your body.

What would we say if men changed the length of their trousers every year?

I believe that fate is choices - it's not chance.

That must be wonderful; I have no idea of what it means.

If Russians knew how to read, they would write me off.

Apparently, I don't want to take myself too seriously.

Architecture theory is very interesting.

President Can't Swim.

Aye, wumman, if it's truly romantic, then it must be Scottish.