There's something about Marxism that brings out warts; the only kind of growth this economic system encourages.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

I love sad songs. They say so much. I love country music but even the happy songs sound really sad.

Don't be jealous of my genius.

It's not your freedom to choose that makes you free. It's what you choose in that freedom that makes you free.

We love the night and its quiet; and there is no night that we love so well as that on which the moon is coffined in clouds.

Salzburg... is a mountain town with a rushing river running right through the center, everything in the rain various shades of green and brown.

A lot of men got upset at the feminist movement because they had all the toys and we wanted some.

There is something in us that keeps us where we find ourselves. I think this is the most awful thing of all.

As Spengler observed, all urbanized societies seem to develop a subconscious death wish, making individuals indifferent to the survival of their families and their race.

It's because we need to determine who in this country is poised, positioned to commit terrorist acts.

Real valor consists not in being insensible to danger; but in being prompt to confront and disarm it.