There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

To breathe, to breathe is nothing more than confirmation of the existence of your soulwhether you believe it or not, whether you live or cease to fight

When God created the earth, He intended that everything that has breath would praise him

I have seen Ikpea too. Ikpea is not dead

Need drives men to envy as fullness drives them to selfishness.

In a shared fish, there are no bones.

Lying is the only art form that the public sanctions and instinctively prefers to reality.

A lot of times your best sales rep, that A++ player, kills it on a regular basis...but can never describe how they do it. They look at sales as an art, not a science.

There's no greater power than the power of good-bye.

I paint what cannot be photographed, something from the imagination... I photograph the things I don't want to paint, things that are already in existence.

There is a point at which a transformation has to take place.