There's something strange about this big pink bunny.

You shоuld eat а waffle! Yоu саn't bе sad іf уоu eat а waffle!

You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!

I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.

We are all flawed, my dear. Every one of us. And believe me, we've all made mistakes. You've just got to take a good hard look at yourself, change what needs to be changed, and move one, pet.

If everyone started off the day singing, just think how happy they'd be.

We all mess up. It's what we learn from our mistakes that matters.

One: Don't play leapfrog with elephants. Two: Don't pet a tiger unless his tail is wagging. Three: Never, ever, mess with the Ladies Auxiliary. -Mayberry Rules for a Long, Happy Life

Kids are smart. Knowledge is power. Let them figure things out. Don't turn into that grown-up who they won't come to.

I didn't like being alone. Being alone was slightly better than having to deal with people, that's all. Or so I'd convinced myself.

Prancing around with marshmallowss on your nipples does *not* constitute living your life fully!

I don't fly on account of my religion. I'm a devout coward.

Consider the momentous event in architecture when the wall parted and the column became.

The rewards of golf, and of life too I expect, are worth very little if you don't play the game by the etiquette as well as by the rules.

The quality of your consciousness at this moment is what shapes the future — which, of course, can only be experienced as the Now

The acquisition of the most elementary truth does not devolve upon the individual alone: it is pre-effected in the development of the race.

I think I want to move forward. I want to move to Brooklyn and find a business Italian guy to take care of me.

Life is what happens to us while we're planning something else.

The people in your life who don't need an invitation still like to get one.

I'd like to be an American Catherine Deneuve. She plays beautiful, sensitive, deep parts with a little bit of intelligence behind them.

There may not be much difference between Democrats and Republicans anymore.