There's something terribly weird about the standard fantasy setting--not least of which the fact the phrase "standard fantasy setting" can be uttered without irony.

The cruelest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn't

The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archaeologists.

The main problem I always have with multiplayer is that human beings are grabby, entitled, selfish, ugly, stupid, evil cockstoppers.

So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman was retarded and only fought crime when he felt like it.

Reality is a cruel and unintuitive place with frustrating gameplay mechanics. (Press X to thanklessly toil your life away)

He who trades pacing for gimmicky open-world freedom deserves neither.

I could think of no better place to secretly murder someone than inside a fridge. Well, actually there were probably several better ones, but none came to mind at the time.

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Life is eternal and, at the same time, ephemeral.

The medication given during mental-ill health makes you rather weaker in body, in soul and in spirit.

In Spring! In the creation of art it must be as it is in Spring!

Most of us will still take nihilism over neanderthalism.

Your new CD is a weed plate, nothin' but love songs, 100% pure garbage, just something to break up buds on.

You'll never be a perfect parent, but you can be a praying parent.

Anything may be possible in America, but a Palin presidency is virtually implausible.

The goal is not to simply eliminate the bad, which does nothing more than leave you with a vacuum, but to pursue and experience the best in the world.

Life is really fun, if only we gave it a chance.