There's tons of people that spend a lot time watching their well being, they have not acquired time to take pleasure in it.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Don't talk to me.""Why not?""Because I want to fix that in my memory for ever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...

A diplomat these days is nothing but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.

I wrap my heart in yours, placing divulged faith in the whole of your being, wistfully awaiting the trumpet you return.

For this purpose I determined to keep an account of the voyage, and to write down punctually every thing we performed or saw from day to day, as will hereafter appear.

I'll teach you how to jump on the wind's back, and then away we go.

Dictators and oppressors should continue to fear me because I will be here for a long time.

I'm looking for a president that'll be like a Ronald Reagan to a Jimmy Carter.

I never waste my energy feeling bad for myself

The white savior supports brutal policies in the morning, founds charities in the afternoon, and receives awards in the evening.

No enactment of man can be considered law unless it conforms to the law of God