There's tons of stuff where you're like, "God, I wish I could take that back."

It's a hard, lonely feeling, to be completely yourself in front of strangers.

That's my only goal: Stay off crack.

In comedy you work with people so often that they just become familiar faces - it's like a fraternity.

I would say Colin Jost is Kanye West because he takes like the creative risk a lot of times, whereas I'm like, "Uh, I don't know..."

Donald Trump is Donald Trump! He doesn't apologize for who he is. We know he's tacky. We know he's orange. We know he's got a bad haircut.

I think when you first get a job, you're just trying to do what the last regime did, just to keep it going, as opposed to actually doing what you want to do.

Show the youth the consequences of their actions and why they should choose wisely

If beauty was in the eye of the beholder, he was going to be one hell of a beholder.

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible.

Scripture is something God had ‘let be,’ and so it is at once God’s creation and the creation of the dozens of people and communities and cultures who produced it.

Hee that falles into the durt, the longer he stayes there, the fowler he is.

The happy do not believe in miracles.

I am willing to release old negative beliefs. They are only thoughts that stand in my way. My new thoughts are positive and fulfilling.

I don't have anything to prove anymore. I can relax.

I am a house gutted by fire where only the guilty sometimes sleep before the punishment that devours them hounds them out in the open.

The secret to enlightenment is to lighten up. Whether you are talking rock or women, all there.