There's too much of that where-every-prospect-pleases-and-only-man-is-vile stuff buzzing around for my taste.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

I wanted to find a nice quiet spot, go to sleep, and dream about kittens.

With good morality first candidates you'll get bad candor, bad ethics, bad loyalty and bad morality - lastly bad odor will surface to save the day if you maintain good optimism like I do.

Don't care what anybody says about enlightenment, except the enlightened and those who seek it.

No activity I know is more of a confidence builder and at the same time more 'humility training' than wrestling.

I sold my very first novel when I was 24 or 25 years old.

I still buy nice pieces but, at the moment, they're presents for other people, so I only collect vicariously.

Few parents nowadays pay any regard to what their children say to them. The old fashioned respect for the young is fast dying out.

After Richmond, we went to Dover and tested that week at Kentucky. I was going to Dover and we had to get the trainer to meet us at the airport. I had to do some therapy on my ribs they hurt so bad.

What a nice night for an evening.

Just as the police review their operational tactics, so we in the Home Office will review the powers available to the police.