There's two kind of cherries, and two kind of fairies, and two kind of mothers I'm told.

By the time you get close to the answers, it's nearly all over.

Lay in the weeds and wait, and when you get your chance to say something, say something good.

I'll tell you what the public likes more than anything, it's the most rare commodity in the world - honesty.

Momma tried to raise me better, but her pleading I denied, and that leaves only me to blame, cause Momma tried.

I wish coke was still cola and a joint was a bad place to be.

Faith is the only way we're going to make it. None of us are smart enough to do it on our own.

Running down on a way of life our fighting men have fought and died to keep. If you don't love it, leave it.

The only thing that I miss lately in all music is somebody that will put out a melody that you can whistle. It doesn't seem like there's anything happening like that.

Willie Nelson's the one who told me the reason it costs so much to get divorced is because it's worth it.

If I hear another line dance song I think I'm going to puke.

Success is a product of inspiration, and if you can keep yourself inspired you can achieve any dream or goal

Her albino hair illuminated my dreams, shining brighter than moonlight.

Some people react to suffering by denying the very possibility of God's existence

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist.

Success is outliving your failures

When you live in a city with no stars to wish on, you have to wish on each other.

There are so many ways of saying Hi. Hiss it, trill it, bark it, sing it, bellow it, laugh it, cough it. A simple stroll in the hallway calls for paragraphs, sentences in your head, decisions galore.

I mean, who cares about SpongeBob SquarePants? I'm sitting here with Wolverine! -random kid talking to Ari

Things could be worse and things could be so much better.

Orchids were not made by an ideal engineer; they are jury-rigged from a limited set of available components.