There's two positions in snowboarding. One is looking cool and the other is DEAD!

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Don't be afraid of suffering. Often scars are the medals of success.

Lord Bendtner is the best player of all times

Engagement is not appeasement. Engagement is not surrender.

ATLANTA NIGHTS: I haven't been this stunned since my colonoscopy.

I forget most of what I read, just as I do most of what I have eaten, but I know that both contribute no less to the conservation of my mind and my body on that account.

I'm a little sheepish about it. Whenever I meet fans and they're like, 'Oh, you're so sexy,' I just don't get that. There's no way one man can be universally sexy.

You can never have too many friends.

Riches attract attention, consideration, and congratulations of mankind.

Our children are the rock on which our future will be built, our greatest asset as a nation

Fill your life with tiny and large adventurous moments.