There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. Will Rogers The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women can bear being laughed at.

And it's very, very funny When you've lots and lots of money To be horrible to those with none! Be horrible to those with none!

Motivation enhances human worth and potential.

If I loved all the world as I do you, I shouldn't write books to it: I should only write letters to it, and that would be only a clumsy stage on the way to entire telepathy.

The Army was my bread and butter.

Faith is not a sense, nor sight, nor reason, but taking God at His work.

It's always interesting to see what judges do when their legal philosophy conflicts with their political views.

For to enter the palace of learning at the great gate requires an expense of time and forms, therefore men of much haste and little ceremony are content to get in by the back-door

I was only following God's orders.

You'll lose your reader if you are vague, not clear, and not present. We love details, personal connections, stories.

The perception is that more important people watch news in the evenings than in the mornings.

So many miseries have craz'd my voice, That my woe-wearied tongue is still and mute.