There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.

People in New York love having roof parties.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase

I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place

My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.

I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.

The problem with surviving was that you ended up with the ghosts of everyone you’d ever left behind riding on your shoulders.

The difficulty does not lie in finding new ideas, but in escaping the long outdated belief in old ones.

Working people have alot of bad habits, but the worst of these is work.

If I'm stuck, I'll sit down and read. That's a big thing.

The prudent person may direct a state, but it is the enthusiast who regenerates or ruins it

They would have to sing better songs for me to learn to have faith in their Redeemer; and his disciples would have to look more redeemed!

I learned that the moment you want to slow down is the moment you should accelerate.

There are men too gentle to live among wolves.

Human creativity is unlimited. It is the capacity of humans to make things happen which didn't happen before. Creativity provides the key to solving our social and economic problems.

Everything changes when you make a decision to be one of the courageous ones, someone who chooses to make a life, rather than a living.