There should be a connection between a man's hairstyle and what matters to him in life.

As a man I'd been a cool customer. As a woman I was a hot tamale.

Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.

Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.

In our lifetimes, we can only know a small portion of what exists. The world is endless and its treasures are inexhaustible.

I surrender to the Monster. What pleasure at last to give way to the strongest force in oneself.

But I feel vanity is a part of art and the non-vain are really non-artistic.

The ridiculous is closer to life's source than the sensible.

Wind is what happens when air falls in love with itself.

Rocks are more co-operative than people.

But once you describe something, you destroy it.

People respect those who know how to admit their own mistakes and see their own weaknesses. If you heart is as transparent as crystal, people will respect you.

Happy is the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying once and for all.

A l'intérieur de ce corps vivait l'âme d'une intellectuelle et poète dont personne n'avait le soupçon. Within this body lived the soul of an intellectual and poet, which nobody had suspected.

I got involved with classical music when I was in high school and it's followed me throughout my entire life and probably had a profound effect on my life.

Ecology is often confused with environmentalism, while in fact, environmentalism often leaves out the fact that people, too, can be a legitimate part of an ecosystem.

It is possible for every human being to be blissful, if you are willing to pay a little attention to how this human mechanism functions.

When the typewriter stops in a New York office everybody's embarrassed; men start to quarrel or to make love to the stenographer or drop lighted cigarettes in the wastebasket.

Family are the people who must make you feel ashamed when you are deserving of shame.

You become a celebrity, not because of your work or what you do, but because you have no privacy.

My mother was a Democrat - southern Democrat, y'all.