There should be a law that you can't shut down the government - that you don't have that power.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

Well, have you even tried again? You can’t just sit around waiting for the new world to take it with you. You have to go out and be part of it - despite your past mistakes.

When you think of a particular director, you think you would have liked to be with them on one particular film and not necessarily on some other one.

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

A blockhead cannot come in, nor go away, nor sit, nor rise, nor stand, like a man of sense.

You can achieve much in life if you don't mind doing the work and giving someone else the credit.

I'm psychotically involved in every tiny little aspect. That's just the way I've been about everything my whole life.

The man had added to his body in a way that was brave and timeless and beyond adornment.

Leave off that excessive desire of knowing; therein is found much distraction. There are many things the knowledge of which is of little or no profit to the soul.

I was in the invasion of Normandy in southern France.