There they were sitting at the bar, these two Luscious babes, and they were Siamese twins.

The Mandolin is the bottom four strings of the guitar, backwards...so a person with dyslexia has no problem learning to play the Mandolin.

You know the law of averages says: Anything will happen that can

People don't understand the virtue of time, until their clock stops ticking.

If the Cubs were to win (The World Series) it would be a coronary event for me.

Bought the Vegematic and Pocket Fisherman, too, illuminated illustrated history of Life, and Boxcar Willie.

But the last time the Cubs won a National League pennant Was the year we dropped the bomb on Japan

You better get it while you can

I never trust a man who tucks in his shirt by choice or neglects coffee in favor of tea.

For this was Christmas, which had always been a time of magic, to him and to all the world.

I don't know how long I'll be competing but I'll always be surfing. I'll be surfing until I'm old.

The ability to write compelling emails may be the single most useful talent an organizer can possess.

I can change your life, make it so new. Make you never want to go back to the old you.

Strange that theory and practice so seldom should accord.

...you have to understand that motherhood has to be your priority. It's important work.

I inhale great draught of space...the east and west are mine...and the north and south are mine...I am grandeur than I thought...I did not know i held so much goodness.

You've got to vote for someone. It's a shame, but it's got to be done.

I'm not really into weight training.