There was a long time where I was an "artist" in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

If you are born on this planet, we want to make sure you get the kind of education you actually deserve.

I would rather aim high and miss the mark than low and make it.

. . . still we are none of us perfect . . .

You are a wicked motorcar, and I shall not give you any more petrol until you go.

The new world economic order is not an exercise in philanthropy, but in enlightened self-interest for everyone concerned.

It is less difficult to look beyond ... and foretell the future, than to look back and remember what has already gone before.

The world more often rewards the appearances of merit than merit itself.

I would love to write a book that opens people's eyes to the more interesting side.

It is easier to contend with evil at the first than at the last.

The man who eats to live, who is friends with the five powers - earth, water, ether, sun and air - who is a servant of God, the Creator of all these, ought not to fall ill.