There was a period when I just wanted to make what I wanted to make and I didn't care what lie I had to tell.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

Shuck it, ” Minho responded. “I’m tougher than nails. I could still kick your pony-lovin’ butt with twice this pain.” Thomas shrugged. “I do love ponies. Wish I could eat one right now.

The SECRET to financial security is not to have more money, but having MORE CONTROL over the money we presently have.

Because sure enough, the more you try to eradicate those limiting thoughts from bouncing around in your head, those negative thoughts are going to be bouncing around in your head more and more!

What a great blessing is a friend with a heart so trusty you may safely bury all your secrets in it.

As writers, the world is not about individual expression entirely because we are producing works of literature and getting them out into the world.

Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.

Everybody's entitled to think whatever they want and to express that, but my personal day-to-day experience does not come into contact with any of those people.

Life is a series of hellos and goodbyes; I'm afraid it's time for goodbye again

People are felt rather than seen after the first few moments.