There was a terribly ghastly silence. There was a terribly ghastly noise. There was a terribly ghastly silence.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Money is ego, and people won't give it up. Just want to protect themselves, hold onto it like a blanket. They don't realize it makes them slaves. It's sick.

I ask myself everyday what my life is doing to me and I realize I don't have anybody I can talk to.""You should have" said the Doctor "everybody should.

It’s not ‘What do I want to do?’, it’s ‘What kind of life do I want to have?’

With tech companies, whoever's the leader is always questioned, you know. They say, 'Is this the end of them?' And - there's more - more times people think that's the case than it really is the case.

I think you're always gonna have half the generation that's lazy. But I think it makes the other half work that much harder.

To remove blood stains from your conscience try frozen margaritas.

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?

One cannot be deeply responsive to the world without being saddened very often.

He was a hateful terrorist who will be missed by all.

If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.