There was a three-year chunk as a teen where I should have been tranquilized and put in a cage.

As a teenager I went all Goth, but I wasn't mopey enough. I would pretend to be, but I'd end up making people laugh.

I've never felt like I needed to change. I've always thought, 'If you want somebody different, pick somebody else.'

There’s a greatness in not caring what people think

Hollywood wants to make women so perfect. Perfect hair. Perfect job. Perfect manners... I know some of the most beautiful women, and they are so weird. That's what makes them funny and captivating.

I watch HGTV like a maniac, and when it's bad, it's like some crazy college guy watching a football game.

I don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems. You are your problem. You are also your solution.

You just have to say, 'It’s pretty damn good. I am right here at the moment and I’m OK with it. I've got other things to think about.'

Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud of herself, instead she's like, 'I could be another three pounds less; I could be a little taller and have bigger lips.'

It's like I'm managing to achieve all this success in spite of my affliction ... Would you ever put that in the headline for a male star?

I could eat healthier, I could drink less. I should be learning another language and working out more, but I'm just always saying, 'Ah, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.'

Her hair was full of lights

I get a little poetic sometimes. The moonlight does that to me.

In our attempt to make conservation easy, we have made it trivial.

Art is as useful as bread.

Selecting your next challenge in life, choose one that is meaningful and will demand your complete concentration.

Without balance and wisdom, power becomes very destructive. It creates unhappiness and not happiness. To simply see a teacher to gain power is a mistake.

Teaching that impacts is not head to head, but heart to heart.

I'm not a fan of the selfie. I think it's at the heart of the narcissism that social media brings into our lives.

A man is born gentle and weak. At death he is hard and stiff.

Providing more desirable products, services, and customer experiences is vital to the continued existence of any business. And that is INNOVATION.