There was a time when I thought I turned terrible things over in my mind because I read and wrote too many scary stories. (Note self: start writing about unicorns and bunnies)

The size of your body is just right. The only question is whether you're big enough inside.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't somebody watching.

There's something darn funny about an old librarian with a potty mouth.

Faith never stays put. It's always challenging always questioning. That's what makes it real.

But sometimes you have to wait for an answer to come to you. Especially when the questions are difficult ones.

You can't be gone. I need you here, with me. What am I going to do without you?

The Grim Reaper doesn't disappear... he catches up.

She was gorgeous and fearless and I was in awe.

If you make something your life's work, make sure it's something you can feel proud of when you're an old relic like me.

I've stabbed two people with a fork today. What's wrong with me?

With a strong spirit, you heal every bruise.

You can’t repair character flaws with positive social media posts

In time of war, truth is always replaced by propaganda.

Certainty is the mother of quiet and repose, and uncertainty the cause of variance and contentions

Say Goodnight Gracie.

I used to think that if I made $50,000 I'd be the happiest guy in the world.

True friends are always together in spirit.

Never give up! it is wiser and betterAlways to hope, than once to despair.Fling off the load of Doubt's cankering fetter,And break the dark spell of tyrannical care.

Most of us only find our own voices after we've sounded like a lot of other people.

Do men who have got all their marbles go swimming in lakes with their clothes on?