There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!

When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.

If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.

Little Boy Blue... he needed the money!

I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance.

I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.

I'll always push myself because that's the journey of life. We do go through things. Some of it's incredibly great and some of it's really bad.

Even as a stage performer, I have my garb which is leather jackets and black jeans to make me feel a certain way. The wardrobe is really important to feeling the character you're playing.

I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really.

If Lady Gaga didn't put on all those outfits, she probably wouldn't have made it in show business. She put a show behind her voice.

The whole world has changed, so you just stay current with the world. There's nothing different in my language of how I say things.

If you write to impress it will always be bad, but if you write to express it will be good

We derive vitamin D from the sunshine, and hence it can also be considered as "day" vitamin.

Do not take someone's silence as his pride, perhaps he is busy fighting with his self.

Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

What changes your world is not wishing for change; what changes your world is changing!

Ive never met a general yet who could milk a cow.

Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.

Do good: we will meet one another there.

We are what our thoughts have made us; so take care about what you think. Words are secondary. Thoughts live; they travel far.

I am always writing music. I have got unlimited ideas because I have been clean and sober for my entire life.