There was just no good way for a dead son to greet his mother almost two weeks after his funeral.

What if I was the sexual equivalent of popcorn? Suitable for light snacking only?

The worst memories stick with us, while the nice ones always seem to slip through our fingers.

Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.

You don't know me. Don't ever think you know me. The only things you know about me are the things you made me do, and that illustrates your character, not mine.

I am not cute. I am the dreaded Grim Reaper. People fear me, you know. There's a whole song about it.

At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.

Stay for me. Stay with me. There will never be anyone else. Not in my bed. Not in my life. And not in my heart.

If she were going to die, I'd already be screaming. I'm a female bean sidhe. That's what we do.

You know, most girls sleep with a teddy bear or an extra pillow. But I gotta say, that's kinda hot.

...sometimes compassion is the greater part of honor.

Unless the object of the singer’s affection is a vampire, surely what Hart means is unphotogenic. Only vampires are unphotographable, but affectionate ‘-enic’ rhymes are hard to come by.

Maybe it's okay to be a kid once in a while.

I don't believe in God, so I'm not afraid of dying.

You can never really go wrong if you take nature as an example

I think I would have a very, very good relationship with Putin. And I think I would have a very, very good relationship with Russia.

The outside world wants me to have glamour; my fans want me glamorous. I won't let them down.

It is a perversely human perception that animals in their native habitat are running wild.

The costs of poor quality are tangible; they will cost you customers and money, and ultimately affect the success of your business.

It's the best possible time to be alive, when almost everything you thought you knew is wrong.

If you can't do the little things right, you will never do the big things right.