There was never a wise saying that couldn't be made wiser by adding the words, "and vice-versa.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Winning is something, but participation is everything.

Educated men are so impressive!

Our job is to make others feel better and to find happiness. It will ultimately make you happy and abundant.

Embrace the change you desperately need. Tear down your walls and show gratitude for little things.

NAFTA is a major stepping stone to the New World Order.

Hitler didn't travel. Stalin didn't travel. Saddam Hussein never traveled. They didn't want to have their orthodoxy challenged.

Your honesty is not to be based either on religion or policy.Bothyourreligionand policy must be basedon it.

Every man of humane convictions must decide on the protest that best suits his convictions, but we must all protest.

I've also learned that sometimes, no matter how much you want things to work, you have to accept that sometimes they just don't.

Justice is restoring order, not furthering chaos.