There was no himself in himself.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Isn’t ‘not to be bored’ one of the principal goals of life?

Everything has it's Start and End!

I'm such a romantic at heart.

I think that most writers who wait until they're inspired to write are just waiting for the fear to subside.

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

The dance is the mother of the arts, The dance breaks down the distinction of body & soul.

Golf's a funny game. You can be playing poorly and then go and win a tournament.

I have had a few gentlemen let me know they find my manly beardiness somewhat alluring. Never any ladies though.

He who manages the distance, manages the damage.

So much of your identity in junior high is built on who you're with. You see the world through the lens of how you identify and have been identified at that time.