There was no need to inform us of the protocol involved. We were from Chicago and knew all about cement.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Reach for the stars, not your fears.

If a script has that affect on me during a reading, then it is definitely a film I want to be part of.

Playing the game I have learned the meaning of humility. It has given me an understanding of futility of the human effort.

A moral being is one who is capable of reflecting on his past actions and their motives - of approving of some and disapproving of others.

Let your thoughts be psalms, your prayers incense, and your breath praise.

It is part of the business of marketing to muddy the distinction between altruism and cynicism.

Actions are more precious than words

Artists of the world arise - it's time to dump your dealers.

I thank to all the shadows and all the darknesses of my life; it is owing to them that I now love the light much more than ever before!

By the way, I hope you all know about the worldwide boycott of Coca Cola company for things like murdering union organizers in Colombia. See the site killercoke.org.