There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Early impressions are hard to eradicate from the mind. When once wool has been dyed purple, who can restore it to its previous whiteness?

The fear that blocks learning is removed by Love - only then can people be reached

Weening is not measure.

In a world that has REALLY been turned on its head, truth is a moment of falsehood.

I think, frankly, that I'm a better director than I was an actor.

Dear Lord; we beg but one boon more: Peace in the hearts of all men living, peace in the whole world this Thanksgiving.

for business reasons, I must preserve the outward signs of sanity.

Awkwardness and feeling alienated are always going to be a part of comedy.

I don't profess any religion; I don't think it's possible that there is a God.... My books are about killing God.

When you live in a small town in the Ukraine, you definitely want to go to Paris.