There was something so best-musical-ever when people screamed and begged for mercy, and she could listen to a good musical all day.

You are mine, woman, and I am yours. Until you, my life was desolate. I existed, but I didn't truly live. Now I live, even in my death.

Um i'm happy to sit close to you and everything, but i had no idea you would like it so much,' Paris muttered.

pretty please, with a cherry on top of me!

Girl, he wants to dip you in Frosted Flakes and have you for breakfast. That's his favorite cereal, by the way." I...had no words for that.

He’d pleasured Hera and a few thousand others, and when Hera learned about those thousand others…heads had rolled.

By the way, only a real man can accept his feminine side." "I don't know who fed you that line of garbage, but I can promise she's laughing at you right now.

I'm Not a Gynecologist, but I'll take a Look.

I cannot kill him, she muttered to herself. I cannot kill him. I promised Bianka I'd stop at ten bodies a day, and I've already surpassed my quota for the fifth day in a row. I cannot kill him.

I'm William, but you can call me Sexy. Everyone does.

I can't promise we'll ever use you for a hasty getaway," Cole said, "but with a little work, you might be able to race my grandmother-while she's on her scooter.

Well my gun fires seven different shades of shit, so what's your favorite color, punk?

A good spouse and health is a person's best wealth.

We need a great president.

The cowboys have a way of trussing up a steer or a pugnacious bronco which fixes the brute so that it can neither move nor think. This is the hog-tie, and it is what Euclid did to geometry.

Where's your instruction manual?" I asked him. "What's the baby customer-service number?

It makes you feel very virtuous when you forgive people, doesn't it?

I'm vulnerable, I'm vulnerable. I am not a robot.

Software development, like professional sports, has a way of making thirty-year-old men feel decrepit.

Your systems are perfectly designed to get the results that you are getting.

Man dies but once. My disciples must not be cowards.