There will be justice," said Brutha. "If there is no justice, there is nothing.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

The secret to life is to live as though you know the secret." Barbara Botch

Achieving your goal is greatExceeding your goal is exceptionalExceeding your goal and teaching others is Leadership

Go for the gold: better one great column and some undistinguished ones than constant mediocrity.

I try to be myself and, of course, be a good role model. I don't really find it hard, but you think about what you do and that other people look up to you.

You know, I never expected to enter the movie business.

I was a hop-around. I hung out with the rockabilly crew, the guys who were trying to be rappers, the funny kids.

The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.

And the odd think in Dad's voice was the sound truth makes being said.

One man in the right will finally get to be a majority.

The cinema has the power to make you not feel lonely, even when you are.