There will be pages. Lots and lots of pages. Most of the pages will have letters on them, and a vast majority of these letters will be in the Roman alphabet.

Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.

The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.

If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?

There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.

Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.

Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.

Sometimes to heal, you must first get hurt.

Life is like an analogy.

Rogue Squadron doesn't run. Unless we really, really have to.

No, they can't. They can't be Luke Skywalker.

Once upon a time--which, when you come to think of it, is reallythe only proper way to begin a story--the only way that reallysmacks of romance and fairyland--

The courts are using the First Amendment to attack religion, when they should be using it to protect religion.

One of the great things about being an actor is that you do get to indulge in someone else's life.

I wish I could take back every interview. Over and over again, I read them later, and either I'm misquoted or I said something stupid. I'm just not very good at it.

Every summer Lin Kong returned to Goose Village to divorce his wife, Shuyu.

There are probably no more market-oriented individuals on the planet, than low income people.

The Spurs are a great WNBA team.

Faith is the highest passion in a man.

Everybody learns differently and everybody gets to a certain point from a different direction.

True stability results when presumed order and presumed disorder are balanced.