There will never be a nuclear war; there's too much real estate involved.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

If you keep it, " Daneca says, "he'll have his claws in you."Everyone has their claws in me. Everyone.

Dance on, dance on, we see, we see Youth goes, alack, and with it glee, A boy the old man ne'er can be; Maternal thirty scarce can find The sweet sixteen long left behind.

So far, this is the oldest I've been.

It's raining my soul, it's raining, but it's raining dead eyes.

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills and proclamations.

A portrait is a picture in which there is just a tiny little something not quite right about the mouth.

A fop sometimes gives important advice.

Faithful servants never retire. You can retire from your career, but you will never retire from serving God.

You know that when you suggest something on the page, it's going to be there, plus more. It's a great luxury to know that you don't have to push it. You just lay it out, and it will be there.

If I practice I'll really alienate people.