There would be a price... But if you were worried about the price, then why were you in the shop?

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

It's a lot easier to be crazy or mad than to just get on with living.

Regression in grief must be seen and supported as a means toward adaptation and health.

A building has integrity just like a man. And just as seldom.

Certain periods in history suddenly lift humanity to an observation point where a clear light falls upon a world previously dark.

Love and compassion are the pillars of world peace.

Traits don't change, states of mind do.

Foaly twitched his tail contentedly. Genius. No point in being humble about it.

A Jew describes another Jew simply as a human being; a Gentile describes him, first and foremost, as a Jew.

I'm very blessed and I don't take anything for granted. I think if you alienate people and just focus on your work then it just becomes lonely and it's not fun anymore.

And togheter, holding hands, he and Annabeth fell into the endless darkness