There would be no Sherlock Holmes if it were not for serial publication.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

People only attack when they see weakness or when they think that someone is ashamed of it or embarrassed and they can't wait to stick it to 'em.

I do think that drugs and alcohol have been glorified and exoticized in such a way that it gets into the art world.

You never even worried, with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were happy. You really were.

After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.

Long week. Long month. Long life.

There are reasons, and then there are excuses.

I am of the opinion that there is more high-quality television being produced than at any time in the history of television.

Realize the complicated specials of what we call the "inferiority complex." In other words, what, Miss Thing, is so damn special about you to make you feel so specially inferior to any other jerk?

Painting is silent poetry.

I like the physicality in doing the different physical motions, being a beast.