Therell always be some weird thing about eating four grapes before you go to bed, or drinking a special tea, or buying this little bean from El Salvador.

When the king gets depressed, he doesn't call for his wife. He doesn't call for the cook. He calls for the court jester.

Number one, like yourself. Number two, you have to eat healthy. And number three, you've got to squeeze your buns. That's my formula.

No tricks, gimmicks, special pills, special potions, special equipment. All it takes is desire and will.

I spent my childhood eating. The only exercise I got was trying to twist off the cap of a jar of mayonnaise.

Count your blessings. You are one of a kind. There's no one in the world like you. You are amazing.

No one is perfect... absolutely no one. Like precious stones, we have a few flaws, but why focus on that? Focus on what you like about yourself, and that will bring you happiness and peace.

Energy is that amazing feeling that comes to life inside of you when you're happy and believe in yourself.

I've always practiced this: Love yourself. Move your body. Watch your portions.

There is no magic milkshake or workout machine. I think the real machine is your body. I do love treadmills, ellipticals, stationary bikes, free weights.

Everyone in this world is somehow connected. So why not just be nice to everybody.

Men are handicapped in love, either in giving or in receiving. They consider love as a sign of weakness

It's really easy, once somebody passes away, for the tales about them to become taller, the good ones and the bad ones.

The Little Drummer Boy was playing in the background for what seemed like the third time in a row. I fought off an urge to beat that Little Drummer Boy senseless with his own drumsticks.

Throw a lucky man into water and he'll surface with a fish in his mouth.

Every man is not so much a workman in the world as he is a suggestion of that he should be. Men walk as prophecies of the next age.

I guess the glass ceiling is in the West. For us, it's the glass wall.

Divorce is marital welfare.It’s just couples asking society to bail them out because they didn’t do enough research before they got married.

There are sneakers that cost more than an iPod.

Gardens were before gardeners, and but some hours after the earth.

Since the creation of the world there has been no tyrant like Intemperance, and no slaves so cruelly treated as his.