These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

If you're always following the crowd, you will never truly know who you are. Walk your own path.

Multitasking is actually a hindrance to productivity. Focus on one thing and get it done.

If you want to die happily learn to live if you would live happily learn to die.

Reclassification is the best way to for us to preserve the Internet as an unfettered tool for communication and the sharing of ideas.

No one to blame because there is no one other than you. Nothing to disrespect because there is nothing other than you.

He stuck a camera down my throat....ewwww, I gagged!!! It was kinda funny though.....he said I have "Acute Laryngitis".

If everything proceeded according to their wishes, they would not understand what it means to follow God.

Whenever he saw a dollar in another man's hands he took it as a personal grudge, if he couldn't take it any other way.

I seriously needed an extra-strength magic pillow, because my ba refused to stay put. [And no, Sadie, I don't think wrapping my head in duct tape would've worked either.]

The Koran was assembled from a variety of prior Hagarene texts (hence the contradictions re Jesus' death) in order to provide the Moses-like Muhammad with a Torah of his own.