These are hard times. The world hurts. We live in fear and forget to walk with hope. But hope has not forgotten you. So ask it to dinner. It's probably hungry and would appreciate the invitation.

You are unique, and this is a beautiful, beautiful thing, grasshopper.

People aren't always what you want them to be

And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.

Free the snow globes!

It's always darkest before the ultimate sparkle.

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

All things are possible.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I'm sorry, Gemma. But we can't live in the light all of the time. You have to take whatever light you can hold into the dark with you.

It is a giggle full of high spirits and merry mischief, proof that we never lose our girlish selves, no matter what sort of women we become.

Examine your beliefs and break free.

The only way to make sure people you agree with can speak is to support the rights of people you don't agree with.

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice.

My dad was in the army so we moved around a lot and I changed schools every year and had to make new friends, and I found that if I was the funny guy I could do that easier.

Your character is your destiny.

Be bold, be courageous, be your best.

Wine and other luxuries have a tendency to enervate the mind and make men less brave in battle.

I like men who are more in their heads.

While you can fill every heart as your own full of laughter loud as gold and passion quick as silver.

It's a big deal to bring your family on the road, you know? I'd love to do it sometime, but you have to work out schools and all that.