These are our neighbours, our co-workers, friends' children... the problem is closer than you think, but so is the solution.

Sometimes you make the right decision, sometimes you make the decision right.

Life’s a marathon, not a sprint.

Awareness without action is worthless.

Life's managed, not cured.

You're FAT - and don't try to sugarcoat it, because you'll just eat that, too.

Not everything we experience can be explained by logic or science.

Probably nothing, but it was one of those thoughts like toothpaste: Once it’s out, you can’t squeeze it back in.

Look - every time is the wrong time and the perfect time to have a kid, and you just do it when you can.

People, please remember that I choose my words very carefully. Assumptions are your enemy.

A good run adds a little bounce to my step. I get a certain amount of self-esteem from it.

I enjoy writing the same way I enjoy doing standup. Part of the challenge is being creative and making it work no matter what the constraints.

Art is not that much needed in life, we only need sleep and food. But why do people want art? Because they want to feel emotion! So emotionally moving things is great art to me!

The guy said NBA players are one in a million, ... I said, 'Man, look, I'm going to be that one in a million.

Many who have voted for the AfD, or who intend to do so, aren't doing so because they are dyed-in-the-wool enemies of democracy. Rather, they are desperate.

This senior-junior, giant-dwarf, Dan Cupid; Regent of love-rhymes, lord of folded arms, The anointed sovereign of sighs and groans, Liege of all loiterers and malcontents.