These are slum kids, I was a slum kid. Everybody talks like that.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

I’ve done made a deal with the devil.

Mutually assured destruction.

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur.

The most important thing in coaching is communication. It's not what you say as much as what they absorb.

Tell me then, does love make one a fool or do only fools fall in love?

Never waste a minute thinking about people you don't like.

Even in silence a heart can scream.

Perfection exacts a price, but it's the imperfect who pay it

There will never be a time when your life is not this moment.

I'm kind of the long-hauler type of person. I also have a strong work ethic and gratitude for people that I work with.

when General Eisenhower defined an intellectual as "a man who takes more words than is necessary to tell more than he knows", he was speaking not as a Republican but as an American.

Shakespeare has done far more for the world than the Bible.

I can't make two records at the same time. Whatever I do, I have to concentrate on and put everything in, because if I don't, I'm just not good.

There's always been an ongoing struggle between commerce and art.

In the vast, and the minute, we see The unambiguous footsteps of the God, Who gives its lustre to an insect's wing And wheels His throne upon the rolling worlds.