These newspaper reporters... ever since Sullivan versus New York Times... have got a license to lie.

They don't need a lawyer, they need a toastmaster.

I believe there are certain things that cannot be bought -- loyalty, friendship, health, love and an American League pennant.

What are you supposed to do - stop practicing law whenever one of your friends becomes president?

I will defend anyone as long as the client gives me total control of the case and pays up front.

In life every effort is marked down at the end as a win or a loss.

A man without pleasure is a man without any idea what life is about

Cautious silence is the refuge of good sense

Hold onto your innocence of heart, at all costs! Because it is the spark of deity that you are born with. Don’t let the trolls steal your divineness.

My disease is one of the best things that has happened to me it has pulled me out of a quietly desperate life toward one full of love and hope.

For four years, I listened to stories of intelligence failures, and it wasn't due to incompetence of anyone in the system, but that the system is so arcane.

The good times of today, are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.

You're college graduates now, so use your education. Remember: It's not who you know, it's whom.

I once dated someone who worked at McDonald's. She came up and asked if I wanted a Big Mac.

To err is human, to forgive is interplanetary.

It’s a brilliant song! C’mon…’Every day is like survival. You’re my lover, not my rival.’ What could be more meaningful than that? (Jesse)