These people are like sheep, if you were to ask them, who would like hepatitis, they are all going to cheer.

My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well!

Carlito likes to swap spit with men who don't want to be cool.

Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler!

Those are real bottomlines, because Santino Marella say it be so!

I make love to the beautiful Maria and you make love to your stick!

You're not even in a restaurant, but... you got served!

Don't make him anger please. I don't like it when he's anger.

It doesn't matter what I said!

The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized...that crooked stupid smile is there all the time.

I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem.

I wonder if this is how it feels to grow old. Knowing that time is still passing but you’re no longer a part of it.

His eyes were open wounds beneath his heavy brows, a blue as dark as the sea by night.

For something that is static, fixed, dead, there can be a way or a definite path; but not for anything that is moving and living.

Half of the misery in the world comes from trying to look, instead of trying to be, what one is not.

I will never blame a fighter if he doesn't fight me because he takes care of his own interest first, and prioritize the interests of his family first, that's completely normal.

There is no corporation in the world that would, in a competitive environment, try and concentrate all decisions at the corporate level.

The BBC has the obligation to think big. And at the moment, that clarion call sounds an uncertain note to me.

[Literature is] a process of producing grand, beautiful, well-ordered lies that tell more truth than any assemblage of facts.

Don’t be afraid to speak from personal experience; in many ways, those vulnerable moments will be the key that unlocks a hardened heart.

Stephen Jones' hats are what we used to call 'creations'; extravagant, odd things for extravagant, odd people like Madonna or Lady Gaga. They're worn in a parallel universe.