These people make my family look easy to get along with.

Sometimes, if you want to change a man's mind, you have to change the mind of the man next to him first.

But there are other words for privacy and independence. They are isolation and loneliness.

He didn't marry you to become king. He became king because he wanted to marry you.

It isn't an easy thing to give your loyalty to someone you don't know, especially when that person chooses to reveal nothing of himself.

If we truly trust no one, we cannot survive.

He whines, he complains, he ducks out of the most obvious responsibility. He is vain, petty and maddening, but he doesn't ever quit.

No man can choose to serve only himself when he has something to offer his state. No one can put his own wishes above the needs of so many.

I am not sure I trust you.""You can trust me with your life, My King.""But not with my wine, obviously. Give it back.

Were you lying?""I never lie, " he said piously. "About what?""The sand, the snake."For a young man who never lied, he seemed surprisingly unoffended by the question.

NEITHER RAIN NOR SNOW NOR GLOM OF NIT CAN STAY THESE MESENGERS ABOT THEIR DUTY

...90 Times to be viewed a work which is state: Progress sounds like a lot of to me... but please don't lie and say that you what I to continu, don't ya???

Perhaps I am stronger than I think.

I favor a picture which arrives at its destination without the evidence of a trying journey rather than one which shows the marks of battle.

Trivial Pursuit means that you've got nothing going on in your life. Trivial Pursuit is more than a board game. It is the way most people live. Their lives are trivial pursuits.

There's a classic story I tell about when I did the Man Show about the retarded conversations that you have with the executive producers and the network.

Personally, all I ever want to be wearing are jeans.

The streets were dark with something more then night.

I didn't want to be in a Pepsi commercial with R2-D2 sitting on my shoulder.

Procrastination is what we often call 'resistance.