These people [the Christians] watched the Flintstones as if it were a documentary.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

Many love humanity only in order to forget God with a clear conscience.

Isn't it mysterious to begin a new journal like this? I can run my fingers through the fresh clean pages but I cannot guess what the writing on them will be.

Could beauty, my lord, have better commerce than with honesty?

Dignity impacts how you are perceived and received when making a first impression.

Most diets would have you cutting things out from your diet they are about denial and discipline.

Never have a companion that casts you in the shade.

The silence of prayer is the silence of listening.

By our actions we tell Him of our love.

Until the public demands otherwise, the policy makers will continue to serve their financiers.

They say that when a man faces his destiny, the destiny ends and he becomes the man that he really is.