These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

I know you're tired but come, this is the way.

If queens did not exist, the poets would have had to invent them, so necessary as they are to a nation's glory.

You're not going to get very far in life based on what you already know. You're going to advance in life by what you're going to learn after you leave here.

It is by such means as the prize offered by your Committee that the attention of the world will be focused and that men and women will be inspired to greater efforts in the interest of peace.

The gilded sheath of pity sometimes covers the dagger of envy.

Witness Donald Trump's current presidential campaign. So first people need to find the white spaces, the unexploited or underexploited niches where there is less competition and more opportunity.

I would not go so far as to say that the French trade unions attached greater importance to the struggle for peace than the others did; but they certainly seemed to take it more to heart.

My city and state are Rome. But as a human being? The world. So for me, "good" can only mean what's good for both communities.

I'm a fan or naysayer like everyone else, not an authority of any kind.

This freedom, this liberty, this beautiful and terrible thing, needful to man as air, usable as earth.