'These things will become clear to you,' said the old man gently, 'at least,' he added with slight doubt in his voice, 'clearer than they are at the moment.'

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Loyalty and devotion lead to bravery. Bravery leads to the spirit of self-sacrifice. The spirit of self-sacrifice creates trust in the power of love.

The Pledge of Allegiance says 'liberty and justice for all'. Which part of 'all' don't you understand?

Welcome and embrace closed doors, as they are gateways to new opportunities.

Judy Garland was a different type of entertainer. She was a dancer, a singer, and an incurable romantic.

They say that 'home is where the heart is.' I think it is where the house is, and the adjacent buildings.

I am still under the impression that there is nothing alive quite so beautiful as a thoroughbred horse.

But if you don't watch me, I will try and sneak in some humor. I see humor everywhere in life around me.

What is shape without form; What is chaos without order; What is life without death; What is friendship without love; What isn't?

God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise.