These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!

I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.

Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.'

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

Nothing is really 'safe'.

I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.

I don't like Paris so much.

Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what they're going to wreck and destroy.

One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.

I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

I want to make my own movie.

Your values create your internal compass that can navigate how you make decisions in your life. If you compromise your core values, you go nowhere.

Confront the dark parts of yourself, and work to banish them with illumination and forgiveness. Your willingness to wrestle with your demons will cause your angels to sing.

Judging by the photograph it seemed like I hadn’t been there at all. As if it was my camera that had been on holiday, and not me.

Well, you know that old saying, “Keep your friends close and make out with your enemies.

JEALOUS, adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping.

I sometimes think of Las Vegas as the Jerusalem of chance. A holy city.

Being cheerful and affable with people is by itself half of wisdom.

When experience is viewed in a certain way, it presents nothing but doorways into the soul.

Henry James was one of the nicest old ladies I ever met.

I think middle-age is the best time, if we can escape the fatty degeneration of the conscience which often sets in at about fifty.