These were people who believed everything about the Soviet Union was perfect, but they were bringing their own toilet paper.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

I compare Stephen Sondheim with humor, because humor is unanalyzable. You can't analyze humor. You just have to get through it.

I don't think it's necessarily healthy to go into relationships as a needy person. Better to go in with a full deck.

There is always room for improvements! My strength comes from above!

I'm just one of these unpopular musicians.

There are many marks of a true lady but I believe that one of them is to walk with her head held high while her world falls apart around her.

It's not enough simply to wear the badge of corporate responsibility. Business must accept that real change is the only response to climate change and other environmental crises

You are never too young to lead.

Tyranny is tyranny, no matter what its form; the free man will resist it if his courage serves.

In meditation we research the field without time and space and activity, and yet produce a useful effect while conducting the research.

I'm not involved in tennis but committed.