They [Christian rednecks] were so stupid that they couldn't pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were printed on the bottom.

The four cornerstones of the American political psyche are 1) emotion substituted for thought, 2) fear, 3) ignorance and 4) propaganda

You never know you are in a prison unless you try the door

Cultural stupidity accounts for virtually every aspect of Sarah Palin, both as a person and a political icon. Which, come to think of it, may be a pretty good reason not to misunderstimate her.

Never experiencing the life of the mind scars entire families for generations.

If you dance daily, you shall expel any seed of distress in thy soul.

First live to be ‘sincere’ then ‘morality’ will follow.

Some of the biggest failures I ever had were successes.

Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.

Each time I hit a low point I learn the most. Failure is the best university.

What we do and think in our own lives, then, becomes of extreme importance as it effects everything we're connected to.

When I look back, it was a strange period in my life, looking at my childhood and then my teenage years and forming Slayer when I was still 17, not out of high school.

Your power comes from the songs.

Unlike some men, I had never drunk for boldness or charm or wit; I had used alcohol for precisely what it was, a depressant to check the mental exhilaration produced by extended sobriety.

I can't sit still for 10 minutes.