They [US soldiers] started to commit suicide on the Baghdad walls. We will encourage them to double their suicide attempts.

The fact is that as soon as they reach Baghdad gates, we will besiege them and slaughter them.

Until now they have refused to do battle with us. They are just going places.

They are sick in their minds. They say they brought 65 tanks into center of city. I say to you this talk is not true. This is part of their sick mind.

It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait.

They think we are retarded. They are retarded.

.....they had burnt and destroyed around 30 vehicles, including tanks and APC's and damaged three enemy helicopters. God bless the fighters of the Arab Socialist Ba'th Party.

These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying.

We butchered the force present at the airport, we are destroying them.

There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!

When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfarthers of Blair and little Bush were scratching around in caves.

Be happy with who you are and what you do, and you can do anything you want.

It’s always funny watching something so beautiful not know how beautiful it really is. It’s sad even.

Battles are won by those who never give up the fight.

On the battlefield there are no rules.

For one year I did go to Performing Arts School, and I had very weird friends.

No one can draw more out of things, books included, than he already knows. A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access.

I borrowed his brightness and used it to see my way, and then gradually, from the habit of looking at the world as he illuminated it, the light in my own mind rekindled.

Everybody's family has different values.

It'll be great. Of course I was disappointed last year. But . . I'll get my revenge.

Dogbert: Scientists have discovered the gene that makes some people love golf. Dilbert: How can they tell it's the golf gene? Dogbert: It's plaid and it lies.