They all laid their heads together like as many lawyers when they are gettin' ready to prove that a man's heirs ain't got any right to his property.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

When you feel weak, energize yourself with the power of love, love everyone and everything, this world will be yours.

Out of sorrow entire worlds have been builtOut of longing great wonders have been willed

Ty, my boy, here's what you tell them. Say it quietly, and sincerely, and like it's the most important thing anyone ever uttered. Tell them, 'Jesus loves you. But I'm his favorite.

Happy is the man who can do only one thing in doing it he fulfills his destiny.

Some things are just perfect, even when they don't make any sense

[When] opportunities present themselves, I take them. It's just how I roll!

The cool things about space is when you put your pants on here, you can put them on two legs at a time.

I have never been in a bad mood and near a beach ball at the same time. Causation? Correlation? Or fate?

Jnana yoga is practical.

We won't really understand the brain until we can make models of it which are analog rather than digital, which nobody seems to be trying very much.