They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.

Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.

I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.

My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.

If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.

The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.

What do gardeners do when they retire?

Don’t sit at home and wait for mango tree to bring mangoes to you wherever you are. It won’t happen. If you are truly hungry for change, go out of your comfort zone and change the world.

put your future in good hands- your own

What makes a man move, From comforts left behind, Then put motion toAdventures of the mind.

A new day is here. Yesterday is a memory. Tomorrow is unknown. Now is the knowing.

What sets you apart can feel like a burden, but it's not.

It is unpleasant to turn back, though it be to take the right way.

I have worn myself thin trying to find out about this comet, and I know very little now in the matter.

The sea is the most beautiful face in our universe.

Genuine effort is success.

Never was a faithful prayer lost. Some prayers have a longer voyage than others, but then they return with their richer lading at last, so that the praying soul is a gainer by waiting for an answer.